quote of the day

"Oh no, that couldn’t be healthy. Masturbating behind the wheel while driving. That would surely result in an accident."


The Balls are the best by YamiLisa


gotta stop reading slash...

hahahahahahahha

“I have a piece of condom in my stomach!” Duo wailed dramatically, almost comically.




roflmao

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"Heero could no longer hear the shrieking of his mind. Maybe it had fainted."



just a brief intermission: my uncle has oesophagus cancer and will be expected not to survive in a few months time......it's weird, cause, i've known him since i was a kid, he is wilfred's n florence's n leonard's dad after all......i'm not close with him...but.....i only just saw him february this year for CNY......weird....




Trowa poked him a few times. “Did we kill him?”

“Trowa, what did you do?” Wufei asked.

“I didn’t do anything! He was the one who wanted to come so desperately!”

“Yeah, but you’re the one that made him wait so long!”

“Oh my god, did we fuck him to death?” Quatre said, quite breathlessly, cum trailing down his chin.






“Quatre, be care…!”

“Humphh!!”

“…ful.”

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“Fine!” And the door slammed shut again. He strode to the door with a purpose. Whether that was to go lock himself in the bathroom and drown himself in the toilet, or to quench the little fire in his own groin, was unknown.

this one is from new year's resolution yamilisa again...



“What the hell was that?”

“It sounded like the horn of a car,” Quatre said, moving to the window. “And it’s coming from in front of the house.” He moved aside the net curtain and curiously peered through the window, soon joined by two other pairs of eyes. “Isn’t that Heero’s car? Why is it rocking like that?”

nani?!?!?!

Brute You are 28% Rational, 28% Extroverted, 57% Brutal, and 71% Arrogant.

You are the Brute! You are introverted, arrogant, brutal, and more intuitive than rational. Like a big, dumb animal, you are driven by your emotions more than your reason, and as a result of the fact that you care very little for the feelings of others, you tend to be rather selfish. Because of your selfishness, you also tend to be a bit arrogant, seeing yourself as big or strong or smart or always correct. This makes you a stubborn, irrational, emotion-driven brute. King Kong best represents the gorilla-version of your personality. Emotional, introverted (King Kong was isolated on his own island, after all), brutal, and arrogant (proud to be the largest ape on Earth!), Kong would probably get along very well with you, seeing as how you share many of the same traits. Aside from, you know, all the fur. So your personality defect is simply that you resemble King Kong to a very high degree. Which probably isn't a good thing, you big brute! To put it less negatively: 1. You are more INTUITIVE than rational. 2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted. 3. You are more BRUTAL than gentle. 4. You are more ARROGANT than humble. Compatibility: Your exact opposite is the Hand-Raiser. Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Class Clown, the Schoolyard Bully, and the Sociopath. * * If you scored near fifty percent for a certain trait (42%-58%), you could very well go either way. For example, someone with 42% Extroversion is slightly leaning towards being an introvert, but is close enough to being an extrovert to be classified that way as well. Below is a list of the other personality types so that you can determine which other possible categories you may fill if you scored near fifty percent for certain traits. The other personality types: The Emo Kid: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Humble. The Starving Artist: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant. The Bitch-Slap: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Humble. The Brute: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant. The Hippie: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble. The Televangelist: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant. The Schoolyard Bully: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble. The Class Clown: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant. The Robot: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Humble. The Haughty Intellectual: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant. The Spiteful Loner: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Humble. The Sociopath: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant. The Hand-Raiser: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble. The Braggart: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant. The Capitalist Pig: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble. The Smartass: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 15% on Rationality You scored higher than 25% on Extroversion You scored higher than 68% on Brutality You scored higher than 80% on Arrogance

Link: The Personality Defect Test written by saint_gasoline on Ok Cupid

dammit!! next time, i'm letting cammy take over!!! *kicks jon* jon: ow!! what did i do?!

yes, i'm bored, waiting for house to start...

Cat Burglar You scored 76% Subtlety, 25% Leadership, and 80% Forethought!

Brilliant. You're the subtle type, and you know what you're dealing with (more often than not, anyway). Keep it under the radar, and you'll come out of it all one smiling bastard. Make sure to trust your gut, because with the knowledge you've developed, it's a bad move to go against it. You work alone, and it's not bad to stay that way. A mildly paranoid thief is a thief who gets out alive and uncaught. Two pieces of advice: 1. Never go unprepared; working alone means you've got to be perfect, all by yourself. and 2. Never attach yourself to anything you can't walk away from in 30 seconds or less. Please rate this well.

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 49% on Subtlety You scored higher than 33% on Leadership You scored higher than 63% on Forethought

Link: The Thief Type Test written by Ragman on Ok Cupid

sweet!

Well-Rounded You have: 47% SCIENTIFIC INTUITION and 55% EMOTIONAL INTUITION

The graph on the right represents your place in Intuition 2-Space. As you can see, you scored about average on emotional intuition and about average on scientific intuition.Keep in mind that very few people score high on both! In effect, you can compare your two intuition scores with each other to learn what kind of intuition you're best at. (Weirdly, your emotional and scientific intuitions are equally strong.) Your Emotional Intuition score is a measure of how well you understand people, especially their unspoken needs and sympathies. A high score score usually indicates social grace and persuasiveness. A low score usually means you're good at Quake. Your Scientific Intuition score tells you how in tune you are with the world around you; how well you understand your physical and intellectual environment. People with high scores here are apt to succeed in business and, of course, the sciences.

My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 99% on Scientific You scored higher than 99% on Interpersonal

Link: The 2-Variable Intuition Test written by jason_bateman on Ok Cupid

i still suck at reading body language dont i?

INTP - the Architect You scored 27% I to E, 10% N to S, 57% F to T, and 73% J to P!

You are more introverted than extroverted. You are more intuitive than observant, you are more thinking based than feeling based, and you prefer to go with the flow rather than have a routine. The single word to describe your type is the Architect, which belongs to the larger group of rationals. You wish to sculpt the world around you. Others often find you arrogant, yet you have no desire to direct others, only to inform them. You must know the structure of things, and have a voracious appetite for knowledge. You are very rational in everything you do, and probably consider yourself smarter than most. As a romantic partner, you can be playful with great energy to get things started, but not quite as good on follow through. You may have a tendency to hurt the more emotional types unintentionally by not sharing your own reactions and feelings as you can get swept up in your own ideas and projects. You want to be appreciated for your ability to respond quickly and to fix problems creatively. You need plenty of time to yourself - therefore your parnter must respect your need for independence and originality. Your group summary: Rationals (NT) Your type summary: INTP

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 33% on I to E You scored higher than 4% on N to S You scored higher than 66% on F to T You scored higher than 83% on J to P

Link: The LONG Scientific Personality Test written by unpretentious2 on OkCupid Free Online Dating

it's changed again...bleh..

Shotgun You preferred a weapon with 58% power over speed and 54% range over melee.

You use a Shotgun. While not the fastest gun in the west, a shotgun's raw power and ease of use make it an extremely potent weapon. Some shotguns can also be loaded with many different types of ammunition, providing a versatility many guns don't have. Choosing your shots, you fell your opponents immediately and without pause.

My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 78% on power You scored higher than 70% on range

Link: The What's Your Signature Weapon Test written by inurashii on OkCupid Free Online Dating

......katana datte bayo....

Dark Knight You obtained 215 Killer Instinct Points

Close to the top but not quite. You kill for souls and feast on blood yet are vulnerable to attack. Your spells and red firey eyes make you feared through at the world.

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 80% on Killer Instinct

Link: The Medieval Alignment Test written by AssassinBoy on Ok Cupid

wheee!!!

Fae Congratulations! You scored 51!

You're among a really rare kind of persons. Maybe neutral, really balanced, or just way too timid as to flare with light or be covered by shadows. You can get attracted to either side, even become amoral, but yet, your vision is unique and necessary for balance, since in your hands is the fabric that puts togheter the Yin and the Yang. Some legends say that the Fae were part of the Celestial Courts during Lucifer's Rebelion, but these beings didn't join either the rebels nor the defenders, and when the war was over, they were expulsed from the Glory but not sent to Hell since they we're not really evil but neither really good. Besides the lengends, remember that the power of balance and choice is in your hands. You can still try to be a demon, an angel, or stay where you are.

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 31% on angeldemon-dots

Link: The Angel or Demon Test written by arkb on Ok Cupid

yay!

Thoth Indeed, you are 66% erudite, 50% sensual, 62% martial, and 58% saturnine.

Thoth, the Egyptian God of secret wisdom, intellect, geometry and other forms of higher mathematics, was also the God of books and learning, of writing and numbers. And above all, he was the God of Magic. Indeed, he was the first and greatest of all magicians, said to create miracles from nothing by the mere vibrations of his voice alone. Within his main temple were said to be stored his books of magic which were open for the edification of all, providing those absorbing this magic understood its sacred content. Over the centuries, these books were said to have been carefully translated by various priests of secret orders until finally, the Greeks compiled them as the works of Hermes Trismegistus. One book most everyone is familiar with which is attributed to the mysteries of the God Thoth is the Tarot, considered to be an unbound book of symbols that may be read in an endless variety of sequences imitating the random nature of existence itself. The Fifteen Gods These are the 15 categories of this test. If you score above average in … …all or none of the four variables: Dagda. … Erudite: Thoth. … Sensual: Frey. … Martial: Mars. … Saturnine: Mictlantecuhtli. … Erudite & Sensual: Amun. … Erudite & Martial: Odin. … Erudite & Saturnine: Anubis. … Sensual & Martial: Zeus. … Sensual & Saturnine: Cernunnos. … Martial & Saturnine: Loki. … Erudite, Sensual & Martial: Lug. … Erudite, Sensual & Saturnine: Coyote. … Erudite, Martial & Saturnine: Hades. … Sensual, Martial & Saturnine: Pan.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 24% on erudite You scored higher than 10% on sensual You scored higher than 57% on martial You scored higher than 48% on saturnine

Link: The Mythological God Test written by Nitsuki on Ok Cupid

sweet!