13thfallenangel | Nov. 20th, 2006

Now, I have deja vu dreams all the time and the occasional nightmare but the really really rare ones are anime dreams. That's right kiddies, I self insert myself into a dream full of anime characters. (like the time I cut off Nakago's beautiful blond locks and dyed it green...or the new house slash mansion with lots of anime characters, RK in particular running around)

Oi, but I woke up 20 minutes ago and damn, that was a weird one. It's not a self insert anymore. I was one of the characters. Sailor Jupiter to be exact. Like WTF?! Sailormoon?!

Basically, it started off with me as Sailor Jupiter sitting in the living room of my house in Malaysia, talking to Sailor Mars and Mercury. Apparently, Jupiter had only just discovered her abilities a day or two before and was trying them out. For some reason, I as Jupiter materialised this pink plastic staff with a double headed axe (plastic) at the end. It was segmented, had to put the 3 pieces together. Weird.

And of course, according to the rules of anime and manga, when a superhero/ine discovers their powers, they usually get attacked unprepared that very day or within a day or two.

So guess what burst in through the front door? And I do mean literally burst.

A tall samurai armour wearing stone golem with a hefty club. And it came after me. <insert cringe face> Yep, smashed up my living room pretty good and scared the bloody shit out of me. I believe the fight or flight response kicked in then. It was flight.

Well, more like I tried to battle it, seeing as I was Sailor Jupiter, superstrength heroine, and of course the plastic staff shattered. And I had to keep dodging. And dodging. And getting hit with debris. (I believe that was the wheeled bar table Dad won quite a few years back....)

And I was getting really frightened since Sailor Mars and Mercury ain't exactly helping (I believe they ran out of the house, Heavens know to do what) and I ended up running into the kitchen, dodging a huge flying club. For some strange reason, mother dear <shudders> was there and in her usual belligerent manner asked what was I doing as I sped past her into the back where the laundry gets done. And of course, the back gates had to be shut didn't it? Nicely locked and the keys? In the kitchen, where the golem had finally appeared. So I'm stuck huddled in a corner, scared shitless because I haven't learnt all my powers so it pretty much amounted to uselessness, the golem forces its huge bulk past the doorway (the doorway gave in) and for some reason had a bloody huge scimitar in its hand. It was about to chop me, when I woke up, breathless and still somewhat freaked out.

Like I said earlier.....WTF?!