Crappy Australian MILK!!!!

For gods' sake!!! All I ask for is good yummy chocolate milk....what do I get? Low fat chocolate milk with clumps of cocoa powder dredged at the bottom of the carton and my mug because there's not enough cream for the cocoa to stick to.

And Masters is the best one so far.


Pasteurised milk tastes awful and has a blue slash green tinge to it. Stick to UHT, man.


Speaking of tinges, the purple shadows under my eyes has gained a green tinge. I really need more sleep. I really do.






I FINALLY HAVE COKE!!!!!