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Sep. 6th, 2005 01:23 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
13thfallenangel“Ron…Ron!”
“mrgrrfglerfgeyeahferogme?”
“Ron, Hermione just left. She said to tell you that she’s not coming to the wedding. She and Fred have decided to elope.”
“mggrfffgredffgreatggroglee.”
“Ron, space aliens have invaded and started raping and pillaging small towns along the coast, demanding that they pay them an extortionate amount of money to leave in peace.”
“frrrtgertgffglewonderfulggmhrognhofl.”
“Ron, Gilderoy Lockhart just showed up and he said he wants to talk to you.”
“grrtgkglegtell him tolgrongr fuck off glreolgnfoned.”
“Ron, he’s wearing a thong.”
“WHAT?” Ron shot up like he was expecting Lockhart to be there in front of him, attempting to seduce and do horrible naughty things to him while he slept. “TELL HIM TO GO AWAY! NOW!!!”
lol
“Now, onto the next subject. What are you doing here?”
“Don’t you remember?” Harry asked. Ron shook his head. “Bad sign. You aren’t even married yet, and already you’ve forgotten your anniversary.” Ron blanched white.
men!!!
from Juliet and Romeo by Vividian
“mrgrrfglerfgeyeahferogme?”
“Ron, Hermione just left. She said to tell you that she’s not coming to the wedding. She and Fred have decided to elope.”
“mggrfffgredffgreatggroglee.”
“Ron, space aliens have invaded and started raping and pillaging small towns along the coast, demanding that they pay them an extortionate amount of money to leave in peace.”
“frrrtgertgffglewonderfulggmhrognhofl.”
“Ron, Gilderoy Lockhart just showed up and he said he wants to talk to you.”
“grrtgkglegtell him tolgrongr fuck off glreolgnfoned.”
“Ron, he’s wearing a thong.”
“WHAT?” Ron shot up like he was expecting Lockhart to be there in front of him, attempting to seduce and do horrible naughty things to him while he slept. “TELL HIM TO GO AWAY! NOW!!!”
lol
“Now, onto the next subject. What are you doing here?”
“Don’t you remember?” Harry asked. Ron shook his head. “Bad sign. You aren’t even married yet, and already you’ve forgotten your anniversary.” Ron blanched white.
men!!!
from Juliet and Romeo by Vividian
