SCENES FROM MY LIFE!
Feb. 18th, 2005 06:04 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
13thfallenangel*enters the room, and sits down on a couch, back straight and anger rolling off in waves*
*calmly states* "my mother just tried to teach me how to make a sunny side up"
*mouth twists in a mixture of disgust and a snarl* "I was sorely tempted to pick up the wok with the hot oil and egg and chucked it all over her head." *snorts* "Pity I hate getting into trouble since it makes such a mess."
*takes a deep breath* I'VE BEEN COOKING SINCE I WAS 14 YOU FUCKING BITCH!!!! HOW DARE YOU THINK THAT I CAN'T EVEN FRY A MISERABLE EGG@?!?!?! I CAN BAKE A CAKE BETTER THAN YOU AND I MAKE THE YUMMIEST BEEF CHOPS AND YOU DARE TO TRY TO TEACH ME HOW TO FRY A FUCKING SUNNY SIDE UP?!?!?!? YOU IGNORAMUS MENOPAUSING LITTLE PIECE OF RATSHIT! I NEVER REALLY LIKED YOU BUT UNFORTUNATELY, MOST UNFORTUNATELY, YOU ARE MY MOTHER SO I HAVE NO SODDING CHOICE BUT TO PUT UP WITH YOU UNTIL I HAVE A STABLE FINANCIAL SOURCE!! BUT BLOODY HELL!!! YOU'VE ALWAYS THROWN AND KICKED ME OUT OF THE KITCHEN AND NOW YOU TRY TO TEACH ME HOW TO COOK?! AFTER I WENT THROUGH ALL THE TROUBLE OF DOING IT MYSELF?!?!? YOU WERE NEVER THERE, YOU TAUGHT ME NOTHING BUT HOW PATHETIC AND DELUSIONAL A HUMAN BEING CAN BE SO JUST DIE ALREADY SO I DON'T HAVE TO DEAL WITH YOU ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DON'T THINK THAT YOU CAN PATRONIZE ME JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE MY MOTHER*gags*!!! YOU LOST THAT RIGHT A LONG TIME AGO!
*calmly states* "my mother just tried to teach me how to make a sunny side up"
*mouth twists in a mixture of disgust and a snarl* "I was sorely tempted to pick up the wok with the hot oil and egg and chucked it all over her head." *snorts* "Pity I hate getting into trouble since it makes such a mess."
*takes a deep breath* I'VE BEEN COOKING SINCE I WAS 14 YOU FUCKING BITCH!!!! HOW DARE YOU THINK THAT I CAN'T EVEN FRY A MISERABLE EGG@?!?!?! I CAN BAKE A CAKE BETTER THAN YOU AND I MAKE THE YUMMIEST BEEF CHOPS AND YOU DARE TO TRY TO TEACH ME HOW TO FRY A FUCKING SUNNY SIDE UP?!?!?!? YOU IGNORAMUS MENOPAUSING LITTLE PIECE OF RATSHIT! I NEVER REALLY LIKED YOU BUT UNFORTUNATELY, MOST UNFORTUNATELY, YOU ARE MY MOTHER SO I HAVE NO SODDING CHOICE BUT TO PUT UP WITH YOU UNTIL I HAVE A STABLE FINANCIAL SOURCE!! BUT BLOODY HELL!!! YOU'VE ALWAYS THROWN AND KICKED ME OUT OF THE KITCHEN AND NOW YOU TRY TO TEACH ME HOW TO COOK?! AFTER I WENT THROUGH ALL THE TROUBLE OF DOING IT MYSELF?!?!? YOU WERE NEVER THERE, YOU TAUGHT ME NOTHING BUT HOW PATHETIC AND DELUSIONAL A HUMAN BEING CAN BE SO JUST DIE ALREADY SO I DON'T HAVE TO DEAL WITH YOU ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DON'T THINK THAT YOU CAN PATRONIZE ME JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE MY MOTHER*gags*!!! YOU LOST THAT RIGHT A LONG TIME AGO!
