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“Ron…Ron!”


“mrgrrfglerfgeyeahferogme?”


“Ron, Hermione just left. She said to tell you that she’s not coming to the wedding. She and Fred have decided to elope.”


“mggrfffgredffgreatggroglee.”


“Ron, space aliens have invaded and started raping and pillaging small towns along the coast, demanding that they pay them an extortionate amount of money to leave in peace.”


“frrrtgertgffglewonderfulggmhrognhofl.”


“Ron, Gilderoy Lockhart just showed up and he said he wants to talk to you.”


“grrtgkglegtell him tolgrongr fuck off glreolgnfoned.”


“Ron, he’s wearing a thong.”


“WHAT?” Ron shot up like he was expecting Lockhart to be there in front of him, attempting to seduce and do horrible naughty things to him while he slept. “TELL HIM TO GO AWAY! NOW!!!”






lol





“Now, onto the next subject. What are you doing here?”


“Don’t you remember?” Harry asked. Ron shook his head. “Bad sign. You aren’t even married yet, and already you’ve forgotten your anniversary.” Ron blanched white.




men!!!



from Juliet and Romeo by Vividian

hyper+craving affection=insanity

yes, i'm feeling hyper again.....and i also need human touch dammit!!!

i want someone to pet my head or something or something!!....GAAAAH!!!!

*explodes*

yaoi?yuri? don't tell your parents!!!

am still reading through a thread on gaia online about whether your parents know that you are obssessed about yaoi or are gay or bi or a lesbian.....some bits are amusing....like when the girl's father came up behind when she was flipping through some yaoi pics on slideshow....O.o;;;

anyways, a few yeaars ago when i had just entered the realm of rabid yaoi fangirl, asiaweek published an article on yaoi mangas sold in thailand......my dad approached me while i was watching tv...

dad: hey girl, look. homosexual comic books sold in thailand.
me: *looks away from tv to see the pics of manga with the article* really? *struggles to keep her blank 'so what?' face*
dad: yeah! *reads out a snippet, his tone implying sort of not very approving*
me: *raises an eyebrow* i already know what!
dad:... *gives me an indescribable look, like several emotions attempting to take control*
me:...*inwardly screaming in panic*
dad:... *walks off to his bedroom*
me: *thinking 'thank inari-sama!!!!!!!'

the next day, i sneaked off with the copy of asiaweek to ogle the front covers of the manga....pity the words were in thai.....



heavens know how my parents will react if they found out that i'm bisexual....not when, if!!!! typical conservative asian parents!! i mean, my dad is rather open-minded, but hell if i know what his views on sexuality is!! and my mother?! *snorts indignantly* bloody bitch would start cooing after me like i'm retarded, yes retarded not an 8 year old anymore and probably send me off to the mental ward and a whole slew of local shamans.......pfft!!! as if they can influence me, i know their tricks....

kirbyness!!!!!!!!

Obligatory Kirby Dance!
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it's cute!!!